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The name's Jordan. Or you can call me JD or Thuy whatever floats your boat. I play League of Legends and Dragon Nest cause I'm a nerd. I'm German and Japanese and speak Japanse fluently. I'm also very eccentric and energetic. Feel free to introduce yourself! I'm not scary unless you give me a reason to be o3o
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is anyone else’s snapchat not working?

Yeah! It’s not sending anything out for me >:C

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vainsarcasm asked: 13, 17, 26, 28, 29, 31


Answer:

13. Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

Probably my underwear collection lol.

17:Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

No, and no. I’ve tasted other guys before and honestly cum is nasty. It’s sticky and smells gross and the tastes makes my face go >x<

26:Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:

Who doesn’t. 

28:How much fapping is too much fapping

Until you get bruised or chafed .-.

29:Best sexual complement you ever got:

I guess you weren’t lying about your size”

31:Is it good sex if you don’t nut:

Of course. Sex can be passionate and loving. You don’t need to cum to have a good time.

TMI tuesday send me explicit things and i might answer

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tguzz:

killerstellar:

fitnessgifs4u:

50 best bodyweight exercises

ew I would die if I tried any of these

God I love working out.

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Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:

Attractive boy:Hi! I will be incredibly too busy to even give you the slightest acknowledgement that you exist.
Attractive boy:Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy:Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy:Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy:Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy:Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy:Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy:Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy:Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy:Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.
Anonymous asked: 2, 4, 7,9, 10, 29, 53


Answer:

2:Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:

About 2 weeks ago. It was good, I guess. I bottomed and since it hurts me like hell it took awhile to actually get things going. A chance to loosen me up I guess.

4:Something that never fails to make you horny:

An asian man who can rock a pair of Briefs or Boxer Breifs. Unfff.

7:Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:

I have this awkward underwear fetish thing. Not like I hoard underwear, but like it’s hot to me when guys wear briefs or trunks or boxer briefs. >->

9:What is the fastest way to make you horny:

Make the first move. Really. Tell me what to do. Regardless if I’m topping or bottoming.

10:Top or bottom?

Versatile.

29:Best sexual complement you ever got:

"No wonder your ass is so big. You’re as tight as Fort Noxx."

53:Do you like giving head? (why/why not)

Of course. I don’t have a gag reflex so I usually just take all of it in my mouth (unless it’s like 9-10 inches, then it won’t fit ._.). It’s nice to hear my man get turned on and horny when he sees how good I am at giving head.

Kinky Questions - NO PROMISES, but try me

1:Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2:Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3:A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4:Something that never fails to make you horny:
5:Where is one place you would never have sex:
6:The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7:Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8:What is the best way to sexually bind someone: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
9:What is the fastest way to make you horny:
10:Top or bottom?
11:We were about to ____________ but then ______________ [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
12:Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
13:Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
14:Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
15:Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
16:Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
17:Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
18:Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
19:Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
20:A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
21:How big is too big:
22:One sexual thing you would never do:
23:Biggest turn on:
24:Three spots that drive you insane:
25:Worst possible time to get horny:
26:Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
27:Worst sexual idea you ever had:
28:How much fapping is too much fapping:
29:Best sexual complement you ever got:
30:Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
31:Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
32:Fill in the blank: "If they ____________, we are fuckin"
33:What your favorite part of your body:
34:Favorite foreplay activities:
35:Love (>,<, or =) Sex For those of us who don’t remember our math thats “greater than, less than, or equal to]
36:What do you wear to bed?
37:When was the first time you masturbated:
38:Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
39:Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
40:Have/would you ever have sex outside?
41:Have/would you ever had a threesome?
42:What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
43:Have/would you ever masturbate at work/school?
44:Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
45:What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
46:What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
47:Most attractive celebrity?
48:Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?
49:If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now?
50:Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
51:What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
52:Do you have stretch marks? (How do you feel about them? Has anyone ever had a problem with them?)
53:Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
54:How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
55:How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
56:Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
57:Is there anything you do on Tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
58:Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
59:Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
60:Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
61:Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
62:Do you watch porn?
63:How small is too small?
64:Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
65:Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
66:Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
67:Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
68:Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
69:If you could give yourself head, would you?
70:Booty or Boobs?
71:If you had a penis/vagina, what would you name it?
72:Have you ever been on an official date?
73:Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
74:If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
75:Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
76:How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
77:What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
78:If you had a penis/vagina for a day, what are five things you would do?

If I hear one more skinny gay bitch say his turn on is a “masculine guy” or only dates “Masucline guys” I’m going to fucking flip some shit.

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